Anne Gibson

Tue, 09 Jun 2026 11:39:56 -0400

Help a community group in denver put on a disability-inclusive comedy show! They’re running a kickstarter to cover the CART and ASL interpreters and the like:

www.kickstarter.com/projects/…

chuck in $5 if you’ve got it!

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 01:38:09 -0400

🎶 Mother said Straight to bed Not to delay or be misled You should have heeded my advice But there were field miiiiiiice🎶

#ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 08:31:53 -0400

Me: it is too early. Go back to bed. Mei: [does her morning stretching routine with paws atop my bladder] Me: that’s cheating.

#ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday

Tue, 26 May 2026 13:08:01 -0400

Do NOT jump up on the vet’s windowsill GET DOWN

#ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday

Tue, 26 May 2026 05:40:03 -0400

I do not need the attention of the bathroom honor guard this morning!

#ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday

Fri, 22 May 2026 21:25:23 -0400

Dear Stern and Jersey Jack: when are we getting the Minions pinball machine that the minions carry around in Despicable Me? I’m waaaaaiting! #pinball

Fri, 22 May 2026 18:51:24 -0400

What, you can’t find it? It’s right where you left it, next to the water bowl. No, I’m not getting it for you.

#ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday #frisbeeTroubles

Thu, 21 May 2026 22:11:43 -0400

Add these to the list of things I thought would be a huge part of my adult life, along with ghosts, whirlpools, and quicksand. youtube.com/shorts/GD…

#folkInstruments #bones #spoons #mouthHarp

Tue, 19 May 2026 21:33:38 -0400

You sound like a dog who wants to help me take out the trash

#ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday

Sat, 16 May 2026 15:39:41 -0400

Dear all the companies: if you are mailing my watch back to me FOR FREE then you should NOT force me to enter a credit card.

Fri, 15 May 2026 00:01:49 -0400

Apparently midnight is when the rabbits go tearing across the back yard with the dogs in hot pursuit #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday

Mon, 11 May 2026 16:01:25 -0400

I am not for parkour! I am not! #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday

Mon, 11 May 2026 15:46:27 -0400

Why are you importing leaves?

What are you doing in the garden?

#ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday

Mon, 04 May 2026 16:57:26 -0400

OMG THIS www.terrygodier.com/the-last-…

so tired of everything needing my attention all the time!

YOU ARE A PAIR OF HEADPHONES, YOU SHOULDN’T NEED TO BE REBOOTED. I SHOULD PLUG YOU IN AND YOU ARE ON AND UNPLUG YOU AND YOU ARE OFF. BUT NOOO… NO PLUGS ANYMORE. NOW BLUETOOTH FAILS

Sat, 02 May 2026 17:23:43 -0400

Periodic reminder to clean your dishwasher filter

Thu, 30 Apr 2026 21:15:01 -0400

me: I don’t think I would let a guy named Casey bat in this situation N: that guy’s name wasn’t Casey me [pointing at tv]: his name is Casey Schmitt N: No, the guy in the poem. His first name was Mighty. it’s right there in the poem. me 💀💀💀

#phillies #baseball

Wed, 29 Apr 2026 19:59:29 -0400

Do you want to get out of the car? You want to climb me like a tree. Ok fine. #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday

Wed, 29 Apr 2026 19:58:54 -0400

How you doing? Doing ok? Good. Glad to hear it. Good talk. #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday

Sat, 25 Apr 2026 20:34:50 -0400

I fully appreciate the angst you are feeling but you can wait two minutes for me to brush my hair

#ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday

Sat, 18 Apr 2026 09:25:59 -0400

Ah, I see. Yet another hotel that believes if you use a wheelchair you must not have a need for towel bars. o_O. :eyebrow twitches uncontrollably: #a11y

Thu, 16 Apr 2026 00:56:20 -0400

Video: did you ever stop to think about all the engineering that’s gone into a 3 1/2 inch floppy disk?

Me: of course we did. we didn’t have the internet. What the hell else were we going to do? Shoot more football notes at the other students?

Thu, 16 Apr 2026 00:52:17 -0400

#Pinball QOTD Player standing in front of Bally Wizard!: I miss Quicksilver.

Sun, 12 Apr 2026 18:18:51 -0400

the crip tax on paying your taxes when you need to know what you spent to be able to deduct it is astoundingly bad

i think next year i’m going to double-entry-bookkeep all the medical bullshit

thank you Vanguard and Quicken for teaching me bookkeeping, sort of

Sun, 12 Apr 2026 12:35:45 -0400

typo of the day: is it possible that one of these two (screenshot attacked) is the one I’m looking for?

Sun, 12 Apr 2026 11:59:37 -0400

I’m not your dad but this is good advice

youtube.com/shorts/2F…