If you’re a side sleeper don’t make the mistake of having vaccines put in both shoulders. You’ll run out of shoulders to sleep on. #askMeHowIKnow
If you’re a side sleeper don’t make the mistake of having vaccines put in both shoulders. You’ll run out of shoulders to sleep on. #askMeHowIKnow
No, Chewy, I am not going to provide a rating for my dog’s kidney medications. I don’t even know what value that would add.
Poor tigers. Every time we talk about stress and anxiety we say “they’re definitely things we want to have happen when we’re running from tigers”. It’s never lions or bears or moose. Always tigers. My work stress definitely feels like a herd of angry bison heading toward me.
Attempts to find which channel at the hospital is showing Monday night football have failed due to a lack of Monday 🤦🏻♀️
You are out here trying to dodge Last Christmas in Whamageddon… I just lost the contest to avoid the Pennsylvania Lottery Christmas ad. Must really be the season.
I wrote a thing about my husband: boyertownareaexpression.town.news/g/boyerto…
Don’t cross the Starbucks picket lines www.nocontractnocoffee.org
New post up on The Interconnected. It’s about birds. theinterconnected.net/kirabug/t…
Dear all the car designers: can we stop screwing around with the shape of brake lights? I just need them to be two squares one on the left one on the right and rectangle at the top so I can tell the brakes are actually on. Thank you, love anne
Mommy is going to go take a shower. Anyone who follows mommy will also end up in the shower. I recommend you don’t follow mommy.
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Spam message: two little drops clear even the worst pain! My brain: I didn’t know they were allowed to sell botulism over the counter
A request: please repost. If there are poems out of copyright you would like to hear me read angrily on YouTube or in a podcast, send me the titles. I have a lot of anger available and we’re going to bring a lot of poetry to life.
I’m not that kind of bitch, kiddo
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The house spirit has stolen the WD-40
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No lies detected:
#disability
Lord, I don’t care if you make the rabbits smarter, or faster, but you’ve got to stop giving the dogs fresh meat at 2am
We are not eating any toys today.
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Fine, I will pay your extortion. Go pee.
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Go on! Outside! It’s not just for decoration any more!
—- No you are not playing fetch now. It’s stupid o’clock
—- [hears barking] that better be an axe murderer
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New proposal: we swap the word “AI” for the word “faeries” because that’s about the level of trust we have (across the board) for the behavior of these apps.
Aww, there’s my girl, standing in the front window, naked as a jay bird.
What, are you running for election? Get out and go pee.
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Future archaeologists are going to be so confused about the ostrich bones in the yard.
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Well now I am covered in dog snot.
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Do not run under the dish detergent! sigh
Well now your butt’s blue.
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I wrote about dumping desks and information architecture: theinterconnected.net/kirabug/d…
🎶Oh Adelaide Adelaide ever lovin’ Adelaide is takin’ a chance you’ll pee…🎶
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