I wrote about dumping desks and information architecture: theinterconnected.net/kirabug/d…
I wrote about dumping desks and information architecture: theinterconnected.net/kirabug/d…
🎶Oh Adelaide Adelaide ever lovin’ Adelaide is takin’ a chance you’ll pee…🎶
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Me: If you sleep there you are going to fall off the bed. Myka: [scoots over 1/2 inch]
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Me, battling my social anxiety to try to go to a thing I really want to go to. The dogs haven’t gone out. I’m not done my turns in my game. The bathroom needs toilet paper. I didn’t send you that link yet. I — Husband: SHOWER. NOW. Thank god for him. ❤️
Do not eat the screaming sky sausages! #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
Humans: omg I had a piece of black pepper between two teeth all day and no one said anything. I am mortified!
My dogs, with entire tendons of meat stuck between their front teeth, flopping around their lips: hey can you throw the ball?
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You are interfering with my success criteria
Once again, my chair is not a towel.
What? The other five bones weren’t good enough?
Washing instructions for a travel blanket: Hand wash only. Use mild soap. Air dry.
Me: Squirt with Dawn, hit with garden hose, hang on the laundry lines. Check.
Thieves. I live in a court of thieves.
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You can’t sketch the ostrich bone outside to pee. You’ll scare the future archaelologists.
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The holly bush is not food.
Don’t eat the mortar.
Stop licking the toilet.
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Maybe don’t eat the grass if it’s going to make you choke
Please stop trying to dry off on my chair
I can’t throw it if you’re standing on it.
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That wasn’t edible the last time you tried to eat it. It’s still not edible. Funny that. #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
Gonna recarpet the whole damn living room in pee pad I swear
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Are you done snorting the chair?
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Did you just belch on my hand?
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I can’t stop the fireworks. I know they’re going off. You don’t have to keep telling me.
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“Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of questions?”
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Get down from there you tiny devil! #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
OH: Jesus Christ we’ve got Lamb Chops dead all over the place. I didn’t know we were running a Lamb Chop abattoir.
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Hey, uh, if you vape or know someone who does, you should probably read this study on heavy metal poisoning in vapes. Lead poisoning is nothing to screw around with. www.ucdavis.edu/news/disp…
You took the elephant’s nose off! Rude.
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Why are you giving the cat a dirty look? He didn’t do anything to you.
The cat:
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I have successfully moved a load of laundry to the dryer the same day it was washed.
You may send my Nobel to my address of record.
You’re nesting on my pajamas. Could you NOT nest on my pajamas? I need those [tug tug] thank [tug] you.
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