Check your tuna folks. Botulism kills fast. And painfully. www.fda.gov/safety/re…
Check your tuna folks. Botulism kills fast. And painfully. www.fda.gov/safety/re…
Wait if you’re behind me, who’s digging?
No, we’re not digging up the drainage pipes, baby, it’s 11pm.
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Got 25 minutes of fiction writing done today which is more than I’ve done in over a year. Only stopped because they were closing the arcade. (Noise blocking headphones are a godsend.)
Have you heard about our lord and savior “outside”? I need you to go do your preaching about him OUTSIDE.
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I thought I was having a good game of Mando until the other player showed up.
The Bally drop target gods giveth, the Bally gods taketh away #pinball
The dogs are at home sleeping off 4 vaccines and we are at a flip frenzy tournament at the bar.
Me, looking down the center drain of Batman 66 pinball machine: GET OUT HERE AND FIGHT ME YOU ASSHOLE
It is Big Feels day since all 3 dogs are getting their physicals and all their shots today.
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Enjoy a montage of photos I call “trying to do the laundry” #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
Are you yelling at your butt?
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I don’t think you need three bones, little dragon
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Would you please stop trying to fall off the couch?
—- Yes. I pet another dog. I know it was a crime and I did it anyway.
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Are you done snorting my sofa? #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
You are standing on my liver.
Yeah I see you giving her the evil eye. They can see you giving her the eye from space.
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Are you comfy? Is that your personal bath mat now?
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New Zealand is playing Pakistan on ESPN+ and it’s too cold for me to do stuff outside so if you need me I’ll be knitting and watching cricket
If you have experienced the road in Pennsylvania, that is not under construction please report it to PennDOT
Go chase the train
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Did you just bark at the weather?
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What the heck is going on over there?
Look princess there is no need to be so loud when i’m RIGHT HERE
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Lord, we thank you for wild rabbits and their life-sustaining meat. We thank you for dogs, who have helped us catch rabbits for 30,000 years. We thank you for Cabot extra sharp pre-sliced cheddar cheese, which separated Myka from her quarry, eventually.
Lord, we thank you for whiskey…
when I can say “hey siri, show me the apple pencils compatible with the ipad you’re running on” and get the damn apple store already filtered to the ones that work on my ipad, then we’ll be getting somewhere.
If you don’t keep your car in a garage, ESPECIALLY HONDAS, you may need to keep your keys in a faraday box.
I know, I know, nobody expects the Velcro inquisition
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