Mei is attempting to see how far under the recliner she can stuff her ball under the recliner so she can make one of us pry it out. #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
Mei is attempting to see how far under the recliner she can stuff her ball under the recliner so she can make one of us pry it out. #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
Oh gee. I refilled the feeder. And now the squirrels are back. Who would have ever guessed that would happen. [dogs go crazy at the door at my feet] OK out you go.
#ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday #TerrierExerciseProgram
How far across the house are you going to walk that spoon?
Look I don’t mind if you lick my face but you’re not allowed to stand on my throat.
#ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
This poem, Training, really hit me today. By Diannely Antigua
www.poetryfoundation.org/poetrymag…
The PT’s office billboard: Trivia time! What type of star is the Sun?
Me, a geek, approaching it as a trap: … how much detail do you want in the answer?
I have many powers but I can’t make it stop raining. In or out? #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
🎶John Henry said i feed four little brothers, and my baby sister’s walking on her knees. Did the Lord say that machines outta take the place of living? And what’s a substitute for bread and beans? I ain’t seen it. Do engines get rewarded for their steam?
#ai #llm
I love you too! Thank you for the kisses. You’re still not getting my pizza. #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
new terminology just dropped: transfem.social/notes/ap4…
can someone please explain to me why i’ve got the bonnie bonnie banks of loch lomen stuck in my head?
Me, reading: Kuroda-Grauer was injured last night after fouling off a pitch in the fifth inning. He underwent emergency surgery to repair a ruptured testicle last night at St. Joseph’s Hospital in Phoenix and is resting comfortably. N: No he’s not.
(Food) regulations are written in blood.
www.consumerreports.org/health/fo…
If I get one more goddamned error message on the web because someone else made a mistake today, I am going to burn the entire goddamned internet down. *
Crip tax post! (People with disabilities came up with that term, don’t @ me).
What’s it cost to be disabled? More than to be not-disabled, that’s for sure.
#disability #ableism
Hello! How are you? I love you! You can’t have my dinner.
ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
if the above doesn’t alarm you, i would also like you to read this.
kb.perpendicularangel.com/index.php
I need to hand in my homework. You can’t lie on the keyboard for me to do that!
#ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
research gem of the day:
- Can I use a potato gun for hunting?
Potato guns are not a suitable or ethical tool for hunting animals.
#writing
Dear Mei: good job catching the squirrel before Myka did. Dear Myka: good job with a very quick kill. Dear both of you: I know you’re terriers but can we please go one week without a dead body? #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
today’s tip: check the addresses on your luggage tags
Me, opening the back door: DO NOT EAT ANYTHING THAT ISN’T EDIBLE. The dogs, looking at me quizzically: … Me: by which I mean it comes in a dog food bag, not a fur coat!
#ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
First full day the dogs are back after boarding. 6:45am: I let them outside. 6:55am: Myka runs by with a full grown rabbit in her mouth. Welcome home.
#ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
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If Joel Schuster and Jerry Siegel had never invented Clark Kent, I wonder who I would be.
I miss my dad.
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