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MYKA STOP EATING THE MUD (then, to Mei) She is eating mud, right?
#ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
Myka: Huff. Hruff. Huff. Me: I know you want me to go in the other room. I’m thrilled for you. Really. #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
Mei: BARK BARK BARK. BARK BARK. Me: Mei, that is not how we ask for things. #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
You do not need to stand on my neck ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
Mei: Merrp! Me: Dog, it is one in the morning. No one is playing ball with you. Come to bed!
#ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
as a Certified Halloween Chaos Gremlin, I approve this message. www.reddit.com/r/foundsa…
The Interconnected for the week of October 4: theinterconnected.net/kirabug/d…
English is hard. #ux #designProblems
“You don’t join hobbies, you join people” is my 🤯 of the year
An intro / warning to the things I’ll be writing about design in the coming weeks. theinterconnected.net/kirabug/b…
Me: Myka-bear are you eating that toy? Myka: [chew, chew, swallow] No mom I would never eat a toy. Me: Myka, stop eating that toy. Myka: (best innocent face) I can’t stop eating the toy I’m not eating Me: Give me that Myka: MY HEART IS BROKen ooh a puppy treat #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
Why are you in my compost bin? ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
Today’s goal: less negativity, more clean towels.
If you had told me 30 years ago that most kids had a gps in their pockets (after you told me what gps was) I would have assumed kids could roam four or five miles from home on a summer day while their parents worked. I was only allowed 2 miles and my folks couldn’t find me on a bet.
Do you think you can remove yourself from the dirt pile so I can finish sweeping?
ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
Why are you standing there getting smacked in the face with her tail?
ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
Designers: Please be aware that if you are printing anything involving furniture and you use a sans serif font so I can’t tell an I from an L I am going to hunt you down and beat you with a stick. #ux
When my dad was a kid he had an erector set. When I was a kid we had k’nex.
This was all to prep us for building flat pack furniture, it turns out.
[No actual violence will occur because I love my dogs] Me: Mei, you let your daddy sleep or I am going to kill you dead. Mei: EAR SPLITTING BARK Me, going to collect the dog: I am going to kill you so dead you swing all the way back around and I kill you again. #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
[at least 8 times a day] Myka: Woof! Me: Whaddaya mean, ‘woof?’ ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
The problem as I see it is that we took all the sadists in grocery store parking lot design and we taught them how to code
Me: my favorite black sweatshirt is clean! The tan and white dog: oh look a new bed!
#ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
“If your standards are high and the bar is low, and you connect with the people who champion [accessibility] they will advocate for this shit.”
– Lucy Bellwood
“Don’t walk into someone else’s space and tell them what to do, and you will be much, much better off.”
– Mike Montiero
Mei: EARSPLITTING BARK Me: Mei, settle. That is not how we behave. How do we ask to get out of our crate? Mei: EARSPLITTING BARK Me: Ok that’s on me, wrong question. How should we ask to get out of our crate?
#ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday