Me: Myka-bear are you eating that toy? Myka: [chew, chew, swallow] No mom I would never eat a toy. Me: Myka, stop eating that toy. Myka: (best innocent face) I can’t stop eating the toy I’m not eating Me: Give me that Myka: MY HEART IS BROKen ooh a puppy treat #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday